haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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