Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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