Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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