Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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