Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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