before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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