Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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