I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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