I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
