Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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