I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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