If i come over, it means nothing
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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