maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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