I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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