it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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