You work out of a Hotel?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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