so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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