You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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