Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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