you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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