What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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