Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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