Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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