I am puke
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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