Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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