Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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