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the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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