The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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