you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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