i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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