I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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