just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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