that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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