my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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