it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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