Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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