Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
we're so committed to being not committed
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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