Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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