Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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