why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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