69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I have post one night stand depression
Come on in and take your pants off
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