Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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