your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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