He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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