I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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