what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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