You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Randomize
