Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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