ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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