Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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