who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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