I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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