Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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