i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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