i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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