Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
that is very illegal...i love you.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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